Fashion Forward

My company has graciously designed and produced cycling attire for our entire team. Unfortunately the team uniform is the traditional form-fitting, lycra, bike shorts and jerseys. I'm so excited to have my fellow employees, who I try to maintain a “mostly business” relationship with, see the crevasses and lumps of my chiseled form in HD, 3D detail. Fantastic.

Don't fret though, I did choose Option B in the shorts. Cycling bib shorts have always too closely resembled olde tyme, World's Fair weight lifters, for my taste. I don't have the genes to grow a handle bar mustache. Further, no one needs to see my body hair harvest. No one.

Your support will help me get over my embarrasment of wearing these things. At least at that point I will be doing it for a good cause rather than just to shdisplay my bod. Donate here.